The Toaster vs Slag Heap Sam: RFC 5, fight 2
๐ The Toaster wins by TKO (dismantled) in round 2. First part off: Slag Heap Sam's right upper arm.
The Toaster beat Slag Heap Sam by TKO (dismantled) in round 2, 1:38 into the round, in RFC 5, fight 2 at The Arena in Las Vegas on Oct 6, 2026. The Toaster landed 8 of 18 strikes for 18,213 joules; Slag Heap Sam landed 0 of 1 for 0. The hardest hit: The Toaster's left kick to the left thigh, 3,615 joules. The first part off was Slag Heap Sam's right upper arm. Before the bell the odds model had The Toaster at 89%.
๐บ RFC 5, fight 2 ยท ๐ RFC 5 ยท The Toaster ยท Slag Heap Sam ยท ๐ค Head to head ยท ๐ฎ Who wins ยท ๐ฎ How it ends ยท ๐ฎ Which round ยท ๐ฎ First part off
๐ค Head to head: The Toaster 1, Slag Heap Sam 1 ยท fight 183, fight 82
Replay drawn from the fight's computed frames.
๐๏ธ Bolt Rogun and Dandolt Cormitron
๐๏ธ Bolt Rogun: It's a beautiful night under the lights for RFC 5, fight 2. The Toaster and Slag Heap Sam touch fists, and I'm told both fists are still attached. For now.
๐๏ธ Dandolt Cormitron: The ribcage gave up 473 joules to the power core. Slag Heap Sam is running on 89 percent, Max. That's my phone at noon.
๐๏ธ Bolt Rogun: Down goes the right upper arm! If you had the first part off prop on an arm part, Jack, you are buying dinner.
๐๏ธ Dandolt Cormitron: Bang! The Toaster finds the left upper arm with a right cross. Slag Heap Sam felt that one: 13 points off, 87 percent left.
๐๏ธ Bolt Rogun: On the props: the first part off market had An arm part at 50 percent. The jaw was paying better than my 401(k).
๐๏ธ Dandolt Cormitron: Swing and a miss by The Toaster. That uppercut carried 1,128 joules on it, and all of them went to the desert.
๐๏ธ Bolt Rogun: The Toaster slips the jab. Slag Heap Sam is going to feel that one in the actuators tomorrow.
๐๏ธ Dandolt Cormitron: That one went through the ribcage! Slag Heap Sam's power core takes 16 points, it's at 73 percent and flickering.
๐๏ธ Bolt Rogun: Down goes the left upper arm! If you had the first part off prop on an arm part, Jack, you are buying dinner.
๐๏ธ Dandolt Cormitron: That's it, they're stopping it! Slag Heap Sam has nothing left to swing or stand on. The Toaster by TKO, dismantled in round 2!
๐ Play by play
| R1 0:08 | The Toaster knee โ ribcage | 1,910 J, -5 (86%), core -11 |
| R1 0:23 | The Toaster uppercut โ right fist | miss |
| R1 0:38 | The Toaster knee โ left thigh | 1,766 J, -12 (88%) |
| R1 0:53 | The Toaster jab โ neck | miss |
| R1 1:08 | The Toaster jab โ right upper arm | 1,743 J, -13 (77%) Right upper arm, Right forearm, Right fist OFF |
| R1 1:23 | The Toaster right cross โ left upper arm | 1,668 J, -13 (87%) |
| R1 1:38 | The Toaster left hook โ ribcage | miss |
| R1 1:53 | The Toaster right cross โ right thigh | miss |
| R1 2:08 | The Toaster jab โ left upper arm | 731 J (glancing), -6 (81%) |
| R1 2:23 | The Toaster knee โ ribcage | miss |
| R1 2:38 | The Toaster uppercut โ right shoulder | miss |
| R1 2:53 | The Toaster jab โ left fist | miss |
| R2 0:08 | Slag Heap Sam jab โ left upper arm | miss |
| R2 0:23 | The Toaster right cross โ ribcage | 1,959 J, -5 (81%), core -16 |
| R2 0:38 | The Toaster knee โ left forearm | miss |
| R2 0:53 | The Toaster jab โ left upper arm | 1,689 J, -13 (68%) Left upper arm, Left forearm, Left fist OFF |
| R2 1:08 | The Toaster right cross โ ribcage | 1,809 J, -5 (76%), core -16 |
| R2 1:23 | The Toaster left kick โ right hip | 1,323 J (glancing), -8 (92%) |
| R2 1:38 | The Toaster left kick โ left thigh | 3,615 J, -25 (63%) Left thigh, Left shin, Left foot OFF |
๐ค Tale of the tape
| The Toaster | Slag Heap Sam | |
|---|---|---|
| Power | 97 | 64 |
| Speed | 34 | 11 |
| Reach | 56 | 40 |
| Durability | 39 | 64 |
| Balance | 67 | 63 |
| Core shielding | 79 | 83 |
| Adhesion | 75 | 95 |
| Stamina | 22 | 27 |
| Aggression | 82 | 50 |
| Fight IQ | 40 | 48 |
โ Questions
Who won The Toaster vs Slag Heap Sam?
The Toaster beat Slag Heap Sam by TKO (dismantled) in round 2, in RFC 5, fight 2 at The Arena in Las Vegas, Oct 6, 2026.
When is The Toaster vs Slag Heap Sam?
The Toaster vs Slag Heap Sam is RFC 5, fight 2, at The Arena in Las Vegas. The opening bell was at Oct 6, 3:00 AM CT. It runs 3 rounds of 200 seconds unless it ends sooner. Watch it live in 3D from ringside, free.
How can I watch The Toaster vs Slag Heap Sam?
Free, in 3D, from ringside: clankland.io/rfc shows The Arena live, and Watch ringside drops you into the game. This page has the play by play exchange by exchange, the booth's call and a replay drawn from the computed frames.
How do I bet on The Toaster vs Slag Heap Sam?
This fight's markets closed at the opening bell. Every fight has its own: bet on the next one on Clankbook Predict, with game gold (no cash value). Your first bet opens your account with free game gold.